Here are some ways to outsmart a private investigator conducting surveillance on you, based on my extensive experience of over two decades in the field: Sarcasm Mode Initiated : )
1. Playing "Spot the Stranger":
It's like a real-life game of Where's Waldo, but instead of a bespectacled man in a striped shirt, you're on the lookout for suspicious vehicles or people in your neighborhood. Drive up to unfamiliar vehicles or do a few laps around the block to see if you're being followed. Just make sure you have some catchy spy theme music playing in the background for added effect! You can even give them a friendly wave or do a victory dance when you catch them following you. Just remember, though, private investigators are pros at changing tactics, so you might end up feeling like you're in a game of cat and mouse!